نكت بس انجليزي .. ادخل بمترجم هههههههههه؟؟
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading
our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.
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Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT
YOU A FORTUNE"
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Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "Billionaire"
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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor
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