A foreign newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in Egypt

[The Myth]

A foreign newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in Egypt, so
they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in Egypt. When
she arrives at Cairo, she picks a random guy and starts her interview.

Reporter : Hi
Egyptian : We 3alaykom el salam ya 2otta
Reporter : Do u speak English?
Egyptian : Berfect
Reporter : Do u mind if I interview u?
Egyptian : No, I don't have a mind
Reporter : What's your name?
Egyptian : Taha

Reporter : I'll take u for ur word .. so .. how do u find life here in Egypt?
Taha : Egypt .. very nice cantry .. nice wizar .. nice food .. byramids
Reporter : Oh well .. beside the weather and the pyramids .. what else do u like in ur country?
Taha : Byramids, nice wizar, nice food
Reporter : Ok, let's move on .. what do u do?
Taha : I am very well .. sank u
Reporter : No, I mean do u have a job?
Taha (looking around him and whispering) : Jobat?? No I don't have any (jobat) lessa mastaba7nash .. do u have a ( job ) with u? We can smoke it in
my car, don't worry about bolice
Reporter : Oh my God, DO YOU WORK ?
Taha : Yas yas .. taxi driver
Reporter : What do u think about the traffic problem in Egypt?
Taha : Very big broblem .. very much cars .. u see? .. but za guvurment is
trying to make it bettar .. zey did the circle street and za me7war street
.. and zey make all streets one way so if u go .. u can't come back
niahahahaha3
Reporter : What about the economic problems in Egypt?
Taha : I do not understand what u say
Reporter : I mean, how do u deal with money problems in Egypt?
Taha : NO NO NO Egypt very rich cantry .. we have a lot of cotton, a lot of
water, and we have byramids
Reporter : So do u make a lot of money?
Taha : No no .. it is not legal to make money .. one frend I know make money
at home .. and he go to brizon .. if u make money at home .. u can only give
it to za banzeen man .. they take any money
Reporter : Let me rephrase .. since Egypt is a rich country .. do u have a
lot of money?
Taha : Me?! .. not a lot .. but I eat and drink el7amdolellah
Reporter : Then where does all the money go?
Taha : Guvurment
Reporter : And what does the government do with the money?
Taha : Zey build circle street, me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter : Ok .. do u vote?
Taha : What duz zat mean?
Reporter : Do u choose your president?
Taha : Mubarak?
Reporter : Yes
Taha (nervously) : I didn't give my voice .. but if I was .. I will give him
my voice
Reporter : Why him?
Taha : Because he was an airoplane in za war .. ha waz za leader airoplane
Reporter : But there r no wars right now
Taha : But if we have war .. u see? We know we will have a very good
airoplane in it
Reporter : What about the last 26 years?
Taha : I got marry .. and have 3ala2 and Amira .. and drive taxi
Reporter : No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years?
Taha : He build circle street, me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter : Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha : No broblem, only 10 bounds
Reporter : I never said I will pay u for this
Taha : Ok .. just give me the ( job ) then .. we smoke, and make head
Reporter : Grrrrrrrr
Taha : Ok ok .. need a taxi?

[Dr.Hammood]

Wow very good

that was amazing

[proactive]

wonderful
Hazem
really kicking
especially that "Fayomy" English

thanks a lot

[النينجا المصري]

ههههههههههه حلوه وبصراحه السواق ده طلع وطني وكفائه وشرفنا

[hend]

wow
it is amazing
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha
thanks